Nerds: You know more about technology than anybody else, and anybody who knows less than you is a total ****. I love you for that. But normal people deserve wonderful technology too. And half the **** you call computing—running custom ROMs, reinstalling OSes, ****ing with network settings—is like a chef sharpening his knives over and over and calling that cooking. Real computing is the actual stuff you do—cutting videos, editing photos, writing. Or at least it should be. Not the **** people do to make all of that work.